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Posted on 10/19/2011
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- I am:
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Man
- Seeking a:
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Woman
- Age:
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50
- Country:
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United Kingdom
- State:
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Cornwall
- City:
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Redruth
- Zip code:
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TR15
- Body type:
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Average
- Height:
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5' 8"
- Eyes:
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Blue
- Hair:
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Dark Brown
- Ethnicity:
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Caucasian (white)
- In my own words:
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Now before I talk about myself, I want to tell you girls why I like dutch girls. it was on a KLM fkight when I heard a dutch girl speak and that accent just turned me on completely, I could listen to it all day and what do I think of your bodies? They are wonderful magical instruments that are all unique and need to be learnt and mastered, practised upon daily until the finger and lip work is perfected to the level of a maestro and the wonderful sounds of ecstasy can be coaxed from it in crystal clarity finishing in the creshendo that is orgasm. I know my way round your bodies girls, if you haven't had one pre entry orgasam and one full entry orgasam in any session then I am very dissapointed in myself.
Ohh and one more thing, if i've viewed your profile and winked, voted, or waved me bits around on your page, well whatever they do round here, then you can take that as a carte blanche to write me an email as it already indicates that I like you, so feel confidant that you can email me, as all of them will be answered.
Anyway, now on to the nitty gritty, or the good stuff, it all depends if you like what you read lol
Now while what you read next may sound like a big softie, don't be fooled if you step out of line then you'll find yourself over the knee and on the business end of a good spanking, six of the best knickers down.
One phrase can sum up in a nutshell how I like to conduct my relationships with women, It seemed like a good idea at the time, ..ohh damm no wrong one, that's the one when it's all over lol, ..Ahh here we go the real one.. If you're not happy then I'm not happy. and I don't like being unhappy, (it kinda spoils my whole day, well, until I get down the pub lol.)
I would describe myself as more of a listener rather than a talker, (that's because it's easier to listen while your drinking from a pint glass lol.)
I'm happy sorting out other peoples problems while keeping mine to myself and not bothering other people with them, to get me to admit to a problem is like getting blood out of a stone.. (or is that a tax rebate from the inland revenue?? lol.)
Above all I love comedy, and only get serious if it really warrants it, Red Dwarf.. Blackadder.. Only fools and horses are just the tip of a very large iceberg of my favs.
I'm a kind loving type of guy who would like to treat you as the goddess you are, (I'm all for getting down and worshiping lol) only physically and mentally though, women seeking a rich guy or a sugar daddy move on down the line please and exit stage left, then cross the street, catch a bus to the next town, go into the wine bar and hit on some bankers (if you do feel the need you may replace that b with a w .)
I absolutley hate mind games, power plays or the very worst ultimatums, (This only because I get confused and get a headache and then I have to lie down in a darkend room and have a rub down with a damp copy of playboy) ultimatums will end a relationship faster than Nick Clegg running to the toilet after kissing Camerons arse. Other things like trying to make one another jealous,or, for instance, if you say no to something, then I will take that as no and never broach the subject again, (usually because my brain cell has moved onto something else and I can't remember) so if you were secretly hoping I'd convince you to say yes, then you'ld be out of luck so make sure your descions are well thought through and no means no etc. (or just bribe me, or seduce me, thats usually enough to cause a one eighty turn around.)
I consider myself to be great life partner material. (basically because I'm to lazy to have an affair, it seems like to much hard work if you ask me lol.. and besides I'm terrible with names)
I'm an immensly supportive type of guy, ( I can hold you up for hours lol) if you want to do something and we have disscussed it through, ie all the pros and cons, (or, more likely, you've put your foot down with a firm hand and told me we're doing it) then I will be behind you and help you 100 per cent.. hell who knows I might even learn something as well lol.
Uhh that's about it for now in this section, anything else you want to know email me and we can chat.. just as friends at first, just so there is no pressure and if it goes somewhere then great, if not then no worries.
- Looking for:
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Uhhhmm.. a woman.. legs.. arms.. hair, etc, I'm not being to picky there am I? lol. anway since it's a long term preferably marrriage I'm looking for and we are to have children you have to be very attractive, so the children get your looks, you must be very calm and not prone to flying off the handle.
You should also do what you say you will do and not break your word or if you have to break your word at least explain why at the earliest opportunity.
Also you should be faithful, loyal, loving and caring. You should also have a very high sex drive and have no hang ups about discussing sexual matters or trying new things in the bedroom, well anything that doesn't mean harming you of course.
- Smoking:
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Daily
- Drinking:
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Socially
- Living Situation:
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Alone
- Social Setting:
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Better in small groups, Somewhat shy
- TV Watching:
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Documentaries, Movies, Dramas, Sitcoms, News Junkie
- Languages:
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English
- Marital Status:
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Single / Never married
- Have Kids:
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No
- Want (more) kids:
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Yes
- Education:
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Some College
- Employment Status:
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Unemployed
- Occupation:
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Other
- Income:
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Less than $24,999
- Religion:
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Christian
- Attend Services:
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Rarely
- Political Views:
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Conservative
- Sense of Humor:
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Obscure, Dry / Sarcastic, Clever / Quick Witted, Friendly
- Interests:
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Television, Computers / Internet, Travel, Theater, Watching Sports, Reading, Photography, Listening to Music, Movies
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